Stack Sats Like a Shrimp 🦐

You don't need to be a whale to secure your financial future. Bitcoin is for everyone.

📈 Forever capped - No inflation
🌱 Start small, stack consistently
🎯 Stay humble, take control

💰 DCA Calculator - Bitcoin vs Savings

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36%
Historical avg: ~36% p.a. (200% per decade)
FTSE Global All Cap historical avg: ~10.5% p.a.

Your £1000 After 10 Years

Bitcoin Value
£0
+0%
Savings Account
£0
+0%
Index Funds (FTSE Global)
£0
+0%
Bitcoin Advantage
£0
Bitcoin ahead
Total Invested
£0
from your pocket

You Gained £0 By Choosing Bitcoin

That's the power of Bitcoin's scarcity vs. fiat inflation

💡 Why the gap widens: Bitcoin compounds at your chosen rate (historically ~36% p.a.) while savings accounts lose purchasing power to inflation. Even with a 4% savings rate, inflation erodes real value over time. Every sat stacked is a future hedge against currency debasement.

🐋 Bitcoin Holder Tiers

From humble Shrimp to mythical whale, discover where you stand in the Bitcoin ecosystem. Each tier represents different levels of BTC ownership, influence, and market impact. The power of Shrimp Nation: there are far more of us than whales! Remember, every sat counts. 🦐

🐟💀
Dead Fish
Not yet on the Bitcoin journey. Curious about crypto but haven't accumulated any sats yet.
0 BTC
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Shrimp
The foundation of Bitcoin ownership. New stackers and small savers accumulating sats daily. Every sat counts!
< 1 BTC
🦀
Crab
Building momentum. Committed stackers with growing confidence who understand Bitcoin fundamentals.
1 - 10 BTC
🐙
Octopus
Substantial holdings. Many serve as network nodes, contributing to Bitcoin's security and decentralization.
10 - 50 BTC
🐠
Fish
Significant wealth in Bitcoin. Active participants with meaningful influence in their communities.
50 - 100 BTC
🐬
Dolphin
High-net-worth Bitcoin holders. Moves can influence local markets. Often early believers with serious conviction.
100 - 500 BTC
🦈
Shark
Serious players with institutional-level influence. Often OG investors or prominent figures in crypto.
500 - 1,000 BTC
🐋
Whale
Elite Bitcoin holders. Their movements can trigger market-wide shifts. Major institutional investors and mega-wealthy.
1,000 - 5,000 BTC
🐋🌊
Humpback
Legendary mega-whales with institutional-scale Bitcoin positions. Often early believers, OG miners, or massive family offices.
5,000+ BTC
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Mythic Status
The absolute titans. Mythical Bitcoin accumulations that rival nation-state reserves. Living Bitcoin legends.
Satoshi tier

🦐 Why Shrimp Nation Matters

Every Shrimp Counts. Stay Humble. Stack Sats.

🎯 Our Mission

We believe Bitcoin is for everyone — not just the wealthy. You don't need £10,000 to start. A £1 stack today is a Shrimp's first step toward financial sovereignty.

📚 Our Focus

Educate beginners on humble, consistent Bitcoin stacking without hype or leverage. Low time preference. Peer-to-peer ownership. Financial humility. Long-term thinking.

💪 Our Philosophy

Small but mighty. Humble but growing. Every sat counts toward sovereign wealth. We're not here for lambos—we're here for financial freedom and self-custody.

⚠️ Important Disclaimer: StayShrimpy is educational content only. Bitcoin carries risk. Do your own research (DYOR). We don't provide financial advice. Always practice responsible, humble stacking with money you can afford to lose. Not financial advice. 🦐

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